- Eric: I'm just saying. Said this therapy goes well and it changes my life and I rehabilitate. And then you lay it on for the next geezer and it works for him, and the next. And everything's sweet yeah? Crime rates starts to come down, police got less people to nick, courts got less people to convict.
- Eric: Pretty soon you're out of a job.
- Eric: [Prison Guard moans and twitches in discomfort] Do you mind?
- Neville Love: Least I've had a shag. Fucking virgin. Saw a pussy, wouldn't know whether to fuck it or slide it a saucer of milk.
